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Don’t Leave Home Without ...
This evening I had the unfortunate pleasure of watching the New York Yankees get destroyed by the visiting Seattle mariners. To unwind, I went out with my boys in the Lower East. Nothing crazy, just a...
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The Birth Of Blue Steele
Last weekend, a reader asked me, “Why is your pen name Blue Steele?” Fair enough question. So I figured I should share the answer with all of you, rather than just reply to his email.I remember the...
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Next Stop: The Friend Zone
I'm writing today in an effort to help bring awareness to all of the men who have fallen into — or who are about to fall into — the ‘Friend Zone.’The Friend Zone is an extremely dangerous place. It's...
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"Stroke" Of Luck
Life works in mysterious ways: Sometimes things roll your way; sometimes they take a swing for the worst. In my life, perhaps as in yours, the good and the bad take place in spurts, and currently I'm...
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Goin' Out On Top
Three weeks ago, after what had been an extremely long day of work, I stopped in at a bar across the street from my house. I figured that a cold Bud heavy and some pointless chit chat with the...
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Sober Sex? What's That?
The other morning, a girlfriend of mine asked me a question while we were lying in my bed together: "When was the last time you had sex sober?"To be honest, it took me a while to answer; I had to...
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The Over-Sensitive Male, Otherwise Known as the 'Little Bitch' Problem
We all know at least one! He gets mad when you don’t return a phone call, upset when you want to hang out with your friends instead of him, or even worse gets in that ‘mood’when things just don’t...
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The Three Forms of "Eye Sex"
For all of you who don't know what 'eye-fucking' is, let me catch your ass up to speed.You probably eye-fuck at least once each day and are not even aware of it! In fact, the majority of you are...
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Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Ride
This month has been quite the adventure for me; I humped more than the Easter Bunny, traveled the country like a gypsy and drank more than David Hasselhoff (if that’s even possible). In doing all that,...
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Booty Call: Feelings Not Included
Last Tuesday, after a long, strenuous trip down to Atlantic City, I was curled up in bed, relaxing in front of the tube, when my cell buzzed. It was 12:35 a.m. I grabbed my phone off my night stand...
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A Tickle From Grandpa: A Thanksgiving Story
Last night was Thanksgiving eve, and depending on where you grew up, that could mean one of two things: A) You were lucky enough (or, perhaps, unlucky enough) to reunite with the girl who took your...
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One For The Spank Bank
I'd like to think that I’m pretty friendly with everyone in my building. I hold the door, help carry groceries, and even pet my neighbors' dogs. However, lately I’m starting to think that my...
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Last Man Standing
Have you ever felt alone and scared? Maybe even helpless? Are you questioning everything you do? It’s a shitty feeling, and one I believe many 20-something singles go through. In fact, I think a lot of...
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9 Steps To A Good "Away Game"
When was the last time you awoke in a stranger’s bed?After asking yourself that question, ask yourself this one: Are you happy with your answer, or upset because you’re not getting enough ass? The...
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The Accidental Cock Block
We've all been there — either on the giving or receiving end of a cock block. Well, last night my ass was on the receiving end!Once again my night started off with little expectation, and plenty of...
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Advice From My Grandmother: Take Pride In Your F*cking!
Ok, get yo’ popcorn ready!I’m writing this post as one man speaking about one woman who is extremely proud of what she does. And here’s a heads up — she doesn’t run a women’s activist group or an...
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